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November 26, 2018

The Morning Rant

"A group of about 100 people trying to illegally cross the border Sunday near the San Ysidro port of entry threw rocks and bottles at U.S. Border Patrol agents, who responded by using pepper spray and other means to force the crowd back into Mexico, federal officials said. Oh, wait. That was the lead paragraph of a news story from Sept. 2013. Funny, I don't remember any anti-ICE outrage or 24/7 media coverage. What could have changed?"

Note to caravaners: "F* you, America, let us in and give us free stuff for life" is not a good look. Just an FYI.

Bill Kristol Is A Blockhead:

Shouldn’t an important U.S. foreign policy goal of the next couple of decades be regime change in China? https://t.co/TpFODNTwQZ
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) November 23, 2018

Karma, She's A B*tch:

REPORT: ABC President out of a Job as ‘The Conners’ Tanks Without Roseanne https://t.co/DXxcTH9d3C @therealroseanne
— Katrina Pierson (@KatrinaPierson) November 22, 2018

"Curse White People And Their... ( *Spins Pointer* ) ...Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwiches":

He Was Easy To Identify:

For the 'Ettes: Who's This Bad Boy?

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