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Do you hunt? Do you want a 4 legged hunting companion> Rare bird hunting dogs.
Once upon a time I had a dog that was frightened of fireworks, storms, guns, vets and being left alone. I wish I would have had some of these ideas.
Cats and photoshopping. Hmmmm is this taking things too far? h/t Hank Curmudgeon
![]() Attached are cockapoodles Maddie (7, female) and Bruno (1, male). Wherever the human goes or what the human is doing, they are right there, staring. She who must be obeyed is the anchor in the photo. Although they don't shed hair on your clothes, a haircut is needed every few weeks. Maddie barks at everything in her vision, and her vision is very good - anyone know a cure for that? - Sputum Cute pups. How about it Horde, safe & humane ideas for Maddie's barking issues?
![]() This is The Countess Etta Hildegaard von Dusseldorf, Ruler of Upper Schnauzernia. She is far too intelligent for our own good and though she runs a largely benevolent dictatorship, it is a dictatorship nonetheless.
![]() This is Franklin, a mostly English Creme, Golden Retriever. He is about a year and a half old and has not yet outgrown the urge to hump every other dog he sees.
![]() This is Levon. My new English Setter pup. He was 8 weeks old in this picture but is growing like a weed. His mom calls him "No No Bad Dog!" He's a sweetheart and, yes, a handful. - Thomas
![]() Hey! Here are a few of my derpy Babydoll Southdown sheep. Yes, they are pets and super friendly. They keep the grass under my vineyard trellises mowed. I have 11 of them and they all have funny names and individual personalities, despite being... sheep.
![]() Orson here....owner of Tucker. He was a rescue at six months old, had been found under a bridge in Athol, Idaho. He was a husky/heeler mix, very friendly especially with kids, got along great with cats, was quiet except for his “someone’s here” bark, which sounded like he was sure the world was going to end. Good Rocky Mountain dog, once chased a bear off the trail for us. We miss him every day. He had really pointy ears which you can’t see because he’s got them folded down. down. Thanx so much, you don’t know how it made my day seeing his picture on my favorite site. Rock on.
The lesson here is if you send a photo in of your pet please include a short bio. And don't forget the name you want posted. And on that note, thanks for all of the submissions this past week. Do you have something you would like to submit? Video? Your pet photo? A neat animal story? Please send to petmorons at gmail dot com. Have a great week!! | Recent Comments
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