The Expert Announces a Brand-New Field of Legendary Expertise: Early 1980s Maryland Catholic School Boy Slang for Flatulence

Thanks for checking in, Tommy-Boy. You're a credit to your race.

The Obese Race.

It's amazing how this two-buck-sixty pile of waddling Pantload Golem writes an entire book demanding that people refrain from opining on matters outside their areas of expertise, but then just decides he's an Expert in whatever the fuck he feels like tweeting about this minute.

It's also pretty great that The Expert is now citing BuzzFeed for his research.

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Ibid.

Say, genius, since you're such an in-demand expert: How much are you being paid for your prodigious Twitter output? Must be heckuva lot, to make up for the opportunity costs of spending so much time on twitter instead of on regular paying work. Being an expert and all, your time must be rilly valuable, so your Twitter Contract must be lucrative, eh?

By the way, my friends had a lot of bizarre slang. "Nyver" for vagina. Another friend (and all of his friends) used the word "pud" to refer not just to a guy's genitals, which is common enough, but a woman's genitals too. Which is weird.

A friend relayed to me the mystery of friends of his who use the Irish-sounding construction "so don't I" to mean "so do I" or "me too."

Yeah, that one's a stone-cold mystery to me, too. I do not get that one at all.

Believe it or not, The Expert, microcommunities invent a lot of words. Look up "shibboleths."

By the way, I just said "microcommunities" to sound like an expert like The Expert thinks he does. All I mean is "groups," obviously.

While we wait for Democrats to get done telling Jeff Flake they can negotiate him more money at CNN -- what kind of oddball slang did your, um, "microcommunities" use as shibboleths?

Update: Reposting. I took this down for the inevitable Flake betrayal.

This will be this cocksucker's last time to betray us.

Also, he's damaged the Cuck Brand. People will no longer be willing to listen to the Establishment simps whining "You can't nominate that crazy conservative candidate, you have to nominate my obviously-liberal cuck candidate!" any longer.

Bridges burned.

We have been betrayed too many times and we now know the Liberal #FakeRepublicans' (who all claim to be TruCons as they push one liberal candidate after another) playbook.

You're all done here. Done.

posted by Ace of Spades at 02:35 PM

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