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September 28, 2018

FLAKE: I WANT A DELAY LIKE THE CUCKS ALL DEMANDED
NOMINEE VOTED TO FLOOR, BUT FLAKE WON'T VOTE TO CONFIRM WITHOUT FBI INVESTIGATION

Congratulations, cucks!

You are the Defeat Mechanism of the Republican Party and it's time you were officially purged.

Update: Graham points out that Flake's demand is only a demand and that only McConnell could grant it.

But Flake says he won't vote for actual confirmation until/unless he gets his fucking delay and "FBI investigation."

Grassley said he is willing to advocate for Flake's position, but cannot dictate to McConnell what to do.

Update: As some commenters said, looks like Flake really wants to be Commodore Cuck's spoiler candidate in 2020.

Cuck Cruise Rating:

🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢

5 out of 5 cabins on a cuck cruise.

By the way, Flake was also just cucked by Chris Coons, who he appears to have a crush on.



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