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September 07, 2018

The Morning Rant

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"You know, I'm watching these hearings and am getting tired of seeing them constantly being interrupted by idiot protesters and now I have an idea: Any time they have to eject someone from these hearings for screaming and yelling, they need to track down which senator issued the pass the idiot used to get in and then subtract a certain amount from the time the senator are allotted to speak. Because there are no consequences for these interruptions, the idiot is ejected and all is quiet until the next idiot starts screaming and yelling like a timed explosive charge. Of course, *not one so-called journalist* is asking questions such as who are these idiots, how did they get in, and what senator gave them their passes. Which I assure you they'd be crawling all over like flies on sh* if this was a hearing for a judge nominated by a Democrat president. If that were the case, CNN would find out who the idiots are and, within one hour, would be broadcasting their names, addresses, phone numbers, photos of their children and where they go to school. But I digress. The point is, by issuing passes to provocateurs, the Democrat senators have discovered how to subsidize their guerrilla theater on the sly and there really ought to be consequences for it."




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Quiz: Barn Owl Or Apple?

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