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August 19, 2018

Truth Or Consequences....Moron Edition

Tell us a story...it can be true, or mostly true, or partly true, or a complete load of unadulterated bullshit.

The only rule is that it should sound good.

Whoever tells the best true one that sounds ridiculously farfetched wins a Platinum Membership with the ampersand utility and Troll-B-GonTM.

Whoever tells the best tall tale and passes it off as true wins a set of steak knives.

Oh...if you just feel like bragging about something, go ahead!


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