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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (2/7/23) State of The Union Edition #FJB
Silver Alert: Mentally and Physically Decrepit Old Man Yells Incoherently That He's "Still Got It" to Baffled Onlookers
From Earth to Heaven Cafe
Quick Hits
Insurrection: Trans Extremists Break Into Oklahoma State House With Intent of Stopping Democratic Vote on Law
Hunter Biden Wanted Office at Biden's Penn Center Office, Where The Classified Documents Were " " " Stored " " "
Washington Post's Eternally Pro-Socialist "Libertarian" Megan McArdle: Akshually, Eggs Are Cheaper Than They've Ever Been Before, Ingrates
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The Rise of the SWF, the Single Woke Female
Disney+ Is Indoctrinating Children With CRT, Telling Them That Blacks Are Owed Reparations And That Lincoln Didn't Really Free the Slaves
Silver Alert: Mentally and Physically Decrepit Old Man Yells Incoherently That He's "Still Got It" to Baffled Onlookers
From Earth to Heaven Cafe
Quick Hits
Insurrection: Trans Extremists Break Into Oklahoma State House With Intent of Stopping Democratic Vote on Law
Hunter Biden Wanted Office at Biden's Penn Center Office, Where The Classified Documents Were " " " Stored " " "
Washington Post's Eternally Pro-Socialist "Libertarian" Megan McArdle: Akshually, Eggs Are Cheaper Than They've Ever Been Before, Ingrates
Ron DeSantis Moving to Revoke the Licenses of "Drag Queen Christmas" Venues
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