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February 20, 2018

Jennifer Lawrence: I'm Taking a Year Off of Acting to "Fix America" or Whatever

Oh no, there may be a delay between one indistinguishable X-Man CGI cartoon and the next.

Well, it seemed as if America was in trouble there for a while, but now our problems are about to be solved. Jennifer Lawrence, currently doing a promotional tour for a movie in which she plays a Russian spy, has announced she’s taking a onr-year hiatus from acting in order to work on fixing America’s political problems. If she could fix Panem, how hard could it be? From WJLA:
"I'm going to take the next year off,' Lawrence outlined. "I'm going to be working with this organization as a part of (anti-corruption organization) Represent.US [a website]... trying to get young people engaged politically on a local level."

Shut the fuck up.


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