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Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread 04-29-2017Sofonisba Anguissola, 1555
“The essence of Chess is thinking about what Chess is”
According the wiki entry, depicted here are the artist's sisters. And no fair complaining about the chessboard being set up wrong. I don't think the "lower right corner square must be white" rule was in effect at this early date. Matter of fact, I don't think I've seen any instances of this rule prior to the 19th century.
Hint: Black wins material 2q3k1/5pp1/5b2/2p5/1p1r1B2/1P4Pp/2P2P1P/1Q3RK1 b - - 0 1 Problem 2 - Black To Play (BWTC 207) Hint: Black mates in 3 1r4k1/2p2ppp/5n2/4b3/1q1n2P1/1P1B3P/N1PB2Q1/2KR3R b - - 0 1
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Black's kingside defenses are gone. How fast can you FINISH HIM? Hint: White can mate Black in 5 moves at the latest r1b1rk2/pp6/1n4Q1/4q3/7R/8/PPP2P2/1K1R4 w - - 0 1 Problem 4 - Black To Play (352) Hint: Black mates in 6 6rk/pp1n3q/2n5/2PQPr2/4N3/5p1P/PPP2PP1/R2R2K1 b - - 0 1
It's White's move. Can he do anything about that passed pawn on the h-file? k7/4p3/4p2p/pP6/P3p3/5p2/1K1P1P2/8 w - - 0 1
Solutions Update Problem 1 - Black To Play 2q3k1/5pp1/5b2/2p5/1p1r1B2/1P4Pp/2P2P1P/1Q3RK1 b - - 0 1 1...Rxf4! White's bishop really isn't protected by the pawn on g3. Because if 2.gxf4 then Qg4+ 3.Kh1 Qg2# And if you saw this, consider the problem solved. Extra credit if you explored how Black could continue the attack. You might have seen that White is forced to do something like 2.f3 This clogs up the a8-h1 diagonal and protects g2, which, thanks to the pawn on h3, is a yuuge weakness for White. But even with this defense, White's game quickly falls apart. A typical continuation might be something like: 2...Bd4+ Threatening Qg2#. The rook sac on the previous move opened up the g-file to make this threat possible. But White can still fight. And the pawn cannot be stopped. But you didn't need to see all of this in order to solve the problem. If you saw that Black wins the bishop, that's good enough. Problem 2 - Black To Play 1r4k1/2p2ppp/5n2/4b3/1q1n2P1/1P1B3P/N1PB2Q1/2KR3R b - - 0 1 1...Nxb3+ Or 2.Kb1 Nxd2+ 3.Kc1 Bb2# 2...Qa3+ Or, this completely other line found by moron commenter rickl also works: 1...Ne2+ 2.Kb1 If 2.Qxe2 or 2.Bxe2 then 2...Qa3+ 3.Kb1 Qb2# 2...Qxb3+
r1b1rk2/pp6/1n4Q1/4q3/7R/8/PPP2P2/1K1R4 w - - 0 1 1.Rh7! Threatening Qf7# 1...Be6 Completely inadequate is 1...Qe6 2.Qg7# 1...Re7 is not much better: 2.Rd8+ Re8 3.Qf7# 2.Qh6+ Kg8 Or 5.Qg7# works just as well.
6rk/pp1n3q/2n5/2PQPr2/4N3/5p1P/PPP2PP1/R2R2K1 b - - 0 1 Sometimes, you just have to bust up the position. Like this: 1...Rxg2+! To which White only has two responses. 2.Kf1 If 2.Kh1?? then Qxh3# 2...Rg1+ Not good enough is 2...Qxh3 3.Ke1 Qh1+ 4.Kd2 and White escapes. 3.Kxg1 Qxh3 And now the threat Qg2# is unstoppable. All White can do is throw nuisance checks, hoping he can make something happen. Sometimes this can work -- but not this time:
k7/4p3/4p2p/pP6/P3p3/5p2/1K1P1P2/8 w - - 0 1 1. Kc3 e5! Black's pawn is not fast enough to escape: 1...h5 2.Kd4 h4 3.Kxe4 h3 4.Kxf3 h2 5.Kg2 and wins. So Black's move is an attempt to throw up an impassible obstacle. 2.Kc4 e6 Black's king was in danger of being trapped, i.e. 4...h4 5.Kc7 h3 6.b6 h2 7.b7+ Ka7 5.Kxe5 and wins Be careful to take the right pawn. If 5.Kxe6 then h4 6.Kf5 h3 and Black's pawn can't be caught. Hope to see you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and past it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.
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