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For Those of You Who've Been Wondering When "Scholarly Papers" Would Just Turn Into Girls Gabbing About Watching "The Bachelor:" That Time Is NowActually, that time was 2014, but I only heard of it today. Before getting to that groundbreaking academic work, Harvard "students" have opened a "school of resistance" named Dumbledor's Army, because (as some people on Twitter notice) the only books Millennials are capable of referencing are Harry Potter books. "READ ANOTHER BOOK," goes a popular catchphrase, after catching yet another Millennial activist referencing the Only Books Xhe Has Ever Read. Well, actually, I think they've just seen the movies, but whatever. Students at the John F. Kennedy School of Government think this is a pretty neat idea. Anyhow, the school’s not really a school, but rather a free four-week online course that bills itself as a means for participants to "sharpen the tools we need to fight back at the federal, state and local levels" with an overall goal of keeping "the embers of resistance alive through concrete learning, community engagement and forward-looking action." I'm old enough to remember when Resisting a president and calling him illegitimate was a near crime, akin to treason. Below, the real story: You can now submit papers about how you and a couple of girlfriends watched The Bachelor and videotaped your reactions to it, which is a "data-generating" exercise, and then engaged in the "hyper-reflexive experience" of watching yourselves commenting on a TV show and then commenting upon your previous comments. This research paper (ahem) identifies itself as a "dissertation" -- which, if I understand this right, means that this is the work of original research that conferred a doctoral degree upon a person previously just in a Ph.D. Program. Since she now identifies as Ph.D, I guess that means that according to the academic world, watching reality tv and blogging about it with your galpals is now doctoral-level work. Can't wait for the people at Television Without Pity or the various YouTube TV show recappers to learn they're now all doctors. In order to wade through this babble, here are some definitions of the stupid non-words shxee's using: to "decenter" means to push some target out of the center. You look at the audience watching the tv show instead of the tv show the audience is watching. The show is "decentered" in favor of centering her and her galpals' bitching and snarking about it. (In other words: It's just watching reality tv in the same way everyone watches TV, as a horrorshow to be goofed on where the viewers provide their own entertainment.) "performative acts" usually refers, in these gender study contexts, to displays and statements which serve some kind of identity-affirming function. In political contexts, we might call it "virtue signalling," where you're not really communicating stuff about the external world but about your internal self-definitions. So, like, just by being gurlz who are watching the Bachelor and snarking about it, they are "performing" their "gendered" roles as gurlz who watch the Bachelor and snark about it. "subjectivities" -- I don't know what this means. I can only guess it just means "personal experience" or "lived experience." You know -- how I feel about the tv show I'm watching ( and how I feel about what I'm feeling about the tv show I'm watching, and how I feel about watching myself feeling about the tv show I had earlier been watching.) But they had to dress it up as "subjectivities" to make it sound "sciencey." "leisure spaces" refers to not just a physical space, but any sort of context in which one is, well, leisuring. "Feminist leisure studies" is a huge area of interest to the gender warriors, precisely because it's a great way to combine their two academic passions, watchin' tv and not workin' too hard. But "leisure spaces" can also just refer to the couch these idiots were sitting in when they gamed the living shit out of the system. "Wow, that bitch is crazy!": Exploring gendered performances in leisure spaces surrounding reality television | Recent Comments
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