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Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread 04-01-2017Photo by Oscar Gustav Rejlander (18131875) Good afternoon morons and moronettes, and welcome to the Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread, the only AoSHQ thread with content specifically for all of us chess nerds who pay homage in the temple of Caïssa, goddess of the chessboard. And, for those of you who aren't nerdly enough for chess, you can use this thread to talk about checkers, or other games, or politics, or whatever you wish, only please try to keep it civil. Nobody wants to get in the middle of a hockey brawl on a Saturday afternoon. Except maybe hockey enthusiasts.
According to that date, this has to be one of the earliest photographs still extant. I wonder how long they had to hold that pose for the primitive lens to gather in enough light for a decently exposed photograph. Of course you can click on it to see a larger version. Or click on this link, click the photo, and use your mouse's scroll button to make it bigger or smaller. The pieces are interesting. At first I thought they were Staunton design, the pawns look reasonably Staunton, but then I noticed the bishops don't look quite right. And the rooks are kind of funky, too. Unfortunately, the knights aren't visible. So, sort of Staunton, but not quite. Maybe a design that Staunton designers could have used to work from. Also, they appear to be using a large book for the board(?). Was there some kind of checkered pattern imprinted on the book binding that allowed the volume to be pressed into service as a chessboard? Or are they using the book to support a thin board, like a table? Mysteries abound. (h/t Barb the Evil Genius for today's pic)
Hint: White mates in 2 4rr2/1ppb4/2q3pB/p3k3/3n3Q/1BP5/PP3PP1/2K5 w - - 0 1 Problem 2 - White To Play (448) Hint: White wins material 7k/1p2Qbpp/1q3r2/p2P3r/4Rp2/P4P2/1P4BP/3R3K w - - 0 1
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Hint: it's a bit tricky, but Black can mate in 3 r1b2r1k/pppp2pp/8/4N3/1PBn3q/2Q5/P2N1nPP/R1B1KR2 b Q - 0 1
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Black is down a bishop. What should he do now? Hint: Black can trickily regain some material 3Q4/5p1k/5Pp1/pB5q/Pr6/6P1/6KP/3R4 b - - 0 1 Endgame of the Week (453) White is to move. What's the best course of action? 8/8/B3P3/3k4/5K2/2P4b/8/8 w - - 0 1
Solutions Update Problem 1 - White To Play 4rr2/1ppb4/2q3pB/p3k3/3n3Q/1BP5/PP3PP1/2K5 w - - 0 1 This is from the 1892 Steinitz v. Tchigorin match. 1.Qxd4+ Kf5
7k/1p2Qbpp/1q3r2/p2P3r/4Rp2/P4P2/1P4BP/3R3K w - - 0 1 1. Qe8+! You might be tempted to think that there's a quick win here starting with 1.Qf8+, but no, actually, there isn't: 1...Bg8 2.Re8 Rxh2+ (2...Rxf8 3. Rxf8) 3.Kxh2 Rh6+ 4.Bh3 Qf2+ 5.Kh1 Rxh3# 1... Bg8 (and not 1...Bxe8 2.Rxe8+ Rf8 3.Rxf8#)
r1b2r1k/pppp2pp/8/4N3/1PBn3q/2Q5/P2N1nPP/R1B1KR2 b Q - 0 1 Another embarrassing failiure for me. I tried and tried, could not see the solution. I had to have my chess app solve it for me. Duh. Especially since the moves are all forced: 1...Nd3+ ...after which my app told me "Duh. What a dope."
3Q4/5p1k/5Pp1/pB5q/Pr6/6P1/6KP/3R4 b - - 0 1 1...Rb2+ Forced. Anything else is disastrous: (2. Kf1 Qf3+ 3. Ke1 Qf2#) 2...Qd1! You don't often see one of these "cross pin" type positions. 3.Rxb2 Qxd8 Black has forced White to exchange his queen for a rook. It should be enough to enable Black to escape losing. Sometimes, you just have to take what you can get.
8/8/B3P3/3k4/5K2/2P4b/8/8 w - - 0 1 1.Bc8! Bf1 White has nothing to fear from 1...Bxe6 2.Bxe6+ Kxe6 3.Ke4 Kd6 4.Kd4 Kc6 5.Kc4 winning 2.e7 Bb5 White schlongs Black! 3...Kxc4 Black's possession of a bishop is not enough to stave off checkmate. The rest of the game might go like this: 6. Qe2+ Kb4 Hope to see you all next week!
Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and past it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. | Recent Comments
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