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March 11, 2017
Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread 03-11-2017Chess Lessons For A Young Homer
This screen grab doesn't show the book titles very well, but they are "Masters of Checks", "Boogie Knights: Chess In the Disco Era" And "Why Can't Black Move First?" by Malcolm X.
There are two solutions that are just as good. Hint: Find both mates in 3 8/1p1n1r1k/pqn1RpNp/8/2p2Q1P/1P4P1/P1B4K/8 w - - 0 1 "Homer! You're playing like Polugaevsky at Mar Del Plata!" ( *BELCH!* ) (I like the "Absolut Krusty" vodka bottle on the shelf behind Homer's left elbow ) Problem 2 - White To Play (113) Hint: White can win a rook r4bk1/p4p2/Bpbr2p1/n2Np3/1Q2P1q1/4B1P1/7P/3R1RK1 w - - 0 1
A couple of weeks, back, there was a chess subplot on an episode of the Simpsons. Magnus Carlsen put in an appearance, primarily for Norwegian jokes. And Homer does a simul in Moe's bar. There's an article about this episode on the USChess site with more screen grabs and all of the "insidery" chess references that non-players would miss. I think it's pretty impressive. To me, it looks like there's someone on the Simpson's production staff that's a serious player. For example, when they show games being played, sometimes the positions are from famous games. And not very many viewers would know that Barney's compliment of Homer's prowess was a reference to Lev's domination of the 1962 tournament at Mar Del Plata, where he finished two points ahead of the 2nd place finisher, World Champion Vassily Smyslov. You can watch the episode on the Fox-TV website.
Hint: White wins material 2rr2k1/1pbb1ppp/4p3/pP1nN3/P7/1B2P3/1B2KPPP/2R4R w - - 0 1
How many winning paths can you identify? Hint: There's a mate in 5 or 7 rn1q1r2/ppp2pk1/5n1p/3P4/2P3b1/1P1B1R2/PB4PP/R2Q2K1 w - - 0 1
Garry Kasparov's 2011 review of Frank Brady's biography, Endgame: Bobby Fischer's Remarkable Rise and Fall—from America's Brightest Prodigy to the Edge of Madness is a long but interesting read. Keep in mind that the chess world of the pre-Fischer era was laughably impoverished even by today’s modest standards. The Soviet stars were subsidized by the state, but elsewhere the idea of making a living solely from playing chess was a dream. When Fischer dominated the Stockholm tournament of 1962, a grueling five-week qualifier for the world championship cycle, his prize was $750. It's amazing to me that Fischer, or anybody else not subsidized by a government, was able to be a full-time professional chess player under those conditions. Thankfully, it's better nowadays.
It's White to play. Can he win here, or can Black force a draw? As always, show your work. Hint: Force Black into the corner 8/4pkPp/7B/3K4/8/8/8/8 w - - 0 1
Solutions Update Problem 1 - White To Play 8/1p1n1r1k/pqn1RpNp/8/2p2Q1P/1P4P1/P1B4K/8 w - - 0 1 Solution #1: 1.Ne7+ Kg7 Solution #2 is when Black responds to the initial check with Kh8 instead of Kg7 1...Kh8
r4bk1/p4p2/Bpbr2p1/n2Np3/1Q2P1q1/4B1P1/7P/3R1RK1 w - - 0 1 1.Qxd6! Bxd6 White gets his queen back with interest.
2rr2k1/1pbb1ppp/4p3/pP1nN3/P7/1B2P3/1B2KPPP/2R4R w - - 0 1 1.Nxd7! Rxd7 But 2...Rxd5 is a bit problematic. Perhaps better is 2...Rcd8 There follows: 3.Bxb7 Bb6 Black will not succeed in winning back the bishop with 3...Rd2+ because 4.Kf3 Rxb2 5.Rxc7. 4.Rhd1 Rxb7 And now the winning path lies through simplification: White's 2-pawn advantage is enough to prevail
rn1q1r2/ppp2pk1/5n1p/3P4/2P3b1/1P1B1R2/PB4PP/R2Q2K1 w - - 0 1 1. Rxf6! Now, watch what happens if Black takes the queen: 1...Bxd1 So, is there anything better Black can do? Well, instead of snarfing the queen, he could always try: 1...Rg8 But, ultimately, he'll just die tired: 2.Qxg4+ Kf8 Not 4...Ke7 5.Qe6#. Or if 4...Ke8 then 5.Qxg8+ Kd7 6.Qe6# 5.Qe6+ Kf8 Congrats to my chess app for finding the second, longer, line. To sum up, it's either a mate in 5 or a mate in 7.
8/4pkPp/7B/3K4/8/8/8/8 w - - 0 1 Short answer: White can force a win. Longer answer: Ordinally it is not possible to mate with a single bishop, but there are certain circumstances where it's possible. Like if you can force him into the corner. However, the first move is counterintuitive" 1. g8=Q+! Kxg8 The capture is forced, and Black is driven back 2. Ke6 Kh8 Black's position is so restricted, this is his only legal move. 4. Bg7# Hope to see you all next week!
Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and past it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. | Recent Comments
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