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February 22, 2017
O'Keefe: I've Got a Mole in Place at One of the Major Media Organizations and I'm Going to Start Releasing Info, WikiLeaks Style
He won't say which network but he says it's one that Trump's been talking about lately, so speculation says it's CNN.
But that is just speculation.
This could be good.
My dick just got so hard that even a 13-year-old Indian kid couldn't spell it.
If that was too obscure and convoluted, here's a clearer version of the joke:
I just got so hard that "Ace's Dick" just got included in the last round of words at the National Spelling Bee.
Seriously, there are only so many of these "my dick just got so hard" jokes you can write before you have to start reaching for obscure and convoluted punchlines.
Variation: wooga thinks this works:
My dick is so hard, a homeschooled Indian kid keeps asking me to use it in a sentence.
Pretty good!