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November 03, 2016
Vice Sexclusive: Some Idiots Are Having Sex With, Um, The Earth Because Raping a Planet Will Save It Or Something
Vice: We report the stories others dare not report, because they're very, very dumb stories.
It's the stories' stupidity that makes them "edgy" in that Vice-like way.
If you happen to find yourself in Sydney this week, you have the unique opportunity to have sex with the earth. You just need to stop by the "ecosexual bathhouse," which is currently part of the Syndey LiveWorks Festival of experimental art. The bathhouse is an interactive installation created by artists Loren Kronemyer and Ian Sinclair of Pony Express, who described the work to me as a "no-holds-barred extravaganza meant to dissolve the barriers between species as we descend into oblivion" as the result of our global environmental crisis. But they also see their piece as a part of a much larger ecosexual movement, which they say is gathering momentum around the world.
And they may be right. Jennifer Reed, a PhD candidate in sociology at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, is writing a dissertation on ecosexuality, and says that the number of people who identify as ecosexuals has increased markedly in the past two years. And Google search data confirms that interest in the term has spiked dramatically over the past year. We may look back on 2016 as the year ecosexuality hit the mainstream.
Status: False.
When Vice's readers told them how fucking stupid this stupid article was, they responded thus:
VICE!
It's like a cross between Al Gore's failed Current TV (News from Hipsters!) and HBO's Real Sex.