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November 03, 2016

Confirmed: Liberal Internet Nerds Who Infest Blogs Have Never Played Sports In Their Life Nor Felt the Warmth of a Woman's Touch

Some time ago I was surprised to see people holding up "KKK" signs at a baseball game.

"What racist signalling is this?!" I demanded of my father.

"A 'K' is a strikeout. They are keeping track of the strikeouts the pitcher has thrown. They are showing 'KKK' because he's thrown three strikeouts. They're both praising the pitcher, and baiting the other team by showing how many of their chumps he's struck out."

"A-ha pa-pa!" I understand now!"

I was like nine at the time.

But there's really no excuse for alleged grown man Josh Feldsman not to know this, or for Mediaite to cover up for him by stripping his name off this embarrassing "article:"



Now, this one is even worse. A woman asks the same thing. I don't really hold it against her that she doesn't know what a K is in baseball, because I'm sure the part of her brain that would be given over to knowing sports is instead devoted to cookie recpies and the Ancient Art of Sandwich, like a geisha.

In a perfect world, anyway.

But what is embarrassing is her bitter, angry reaction when someone tells her a fact she did not know.



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