World Series Game 5 [BCochran] | Main | The Morning Report 10/31/16 [J.J. Sefton]
October 30, 2016

Sunday Night Overnight Open Thread (10/30/16)[Mis. Hum.]

sunday nite ont.jpg

What were you doing tonight at 8PM? Were you watching the World Series, Sunday Night Football? Perhaps you were online paying bills? Maybe you were online visiting with friends and/or family via Skype or Face Time.

At 8PM Eastern on October 30, 1938 a young actor by the name of Orson Welles frightens the nation via radio.

The show began on Sunday, October 30, at 8 p.m. A voice announced: “The Columbia Broadcasting System and its affiliated stations present Orson Welles and the Mercury Theater on the air in ‘War of the Worlds’ by H.G. Wells.”

Sunday evening in 1938 was prime-time in the golden age of radio, and millions of Americans had their radios turned on. But most of these Americans were listening to ventriloquist Edgar Bergen and his dummy “Charlie McCarthy” on NBC and only turned to CBS at 8:12 p.m. after the comedy sketch ended and a little-known singer went on. By then, the story of the Martian invasion was well underway.

As we approach Halloween, let us show concern for the children. Let's keep them safe and don't let them play with Mainway Toys.

Here's a pretty cool costume. Beats going as a Smurf.

Halloween prank at the drive-thru. So what are you 'rons & 'ettes preparing to do tomorrow night?

[x] Woman
[x] Feminist
[x] Liberal
[x] Lesbian

Not your typical conservative or Republican. Camille Paglia slams Cankles Hillary Clinton as a disaster.

Lesbian feminist author and professor Camille Paglia has delivered a scathing rebuke of Hillary Clinton, saying the sole reason for the Democratic presidential nominee’s success is because she is a woman.
“It’s an outrage how she’s played the gender card,” Ms. Paglia told The Spectator magazine in an interview published Friday. “She is a woman without accomplishment. ‘I sponsored or co-sponsored 400 bills.’ Oh really? These were bills to rename bridges and so forth. And the things she has accomplished have been like the destabilization of North Africa, causing refugees to flood into Italy … The woman is a disaster!”
Ms. Paglia, who has taught humanities and media studies at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia since 1984, also slammed modern-day feminism as coddling women to their own detriment.
“We are rocketing backwards here to the Victorian period with this belief that women are not capable of making decisions on their own,” she said. “This is not feminism — which is to achieve independent thought and action. There will never be equality of the sexes if we think that women are so handicapped they can’t look after themselves.

Recently we featured college campus in South Africa. The ONT is sad to report. The same stupid shit which occurs here on US college campuses is also taking place in Canada.

It appears rank stupidity has gone world wide on college campuses.

Courtesy of CBD

Special snow flakes in Austin who attend The University of Texas are offended. Not sure why they are? What they are protesting goes on in real life with people.

The ONT has featured this young lady before. She's at it again on YouTube running for President. You don't want wrinkly vagina balls running your country, do you?

Speaking of elections, last week The ONT had a link about the Pirate Party of Iceland. Elections were held yesterday in Iceland. They finished in 3rd place.

But there was enough upheaval to cost the P.M. his job.

Elections, vote early, vote often. It also doesn't matter if you're dead. Disenfranchised electorate, where is the Left? Oh yeah, it only helps them.

Hoping for SMOD? Well, continue to hope away. Earth is safe another day.

Devastating earthquake in Italy.


"Men" are losing their Man Card at an exceedingly fast pace. I told my wife, don't even think about knitting something like this.

I'm not an asshole I'm an introvert.We will be the judge of that.

It took awhile, but he had his parking ticket dismissed. Persistence, what can't it accomplish?

Has the NFL suffered irreparable damage? A recent poll reveals that a disgruntled bench warmer may have damaged the world's biggest sport.

There’s a price to be paid for everything — even for being politically correct in a “politically correct time.” A new poll shows that the main cause of the National Football League’s much discussed ratings drop is, in fact, the National Anthem Protests sparked by the very ignorant and callow Colin Kaepernick.

But here’s the really bad news for the NFL: some of the boycotting fans may never come back.

Marx was right, sort of. More thought and commentary on the NFL.

The Tasmanian Devil as an antibiotic. Not quite the Looney Tunes. How to milk a Tasmanian Devil.

Milking a Tasmanian devil might sound like a harrowing ordeal, but Faulkner says this was not the case. “When they have contact with humans they don’t try and rip your calf muscle off your leg,” he says. Tasmanian devils in the wild (and in conservation facilities that encourage them to retain wild behavior) are actually rather timid around people.

So no keepers were savaged while collecting the precious milk. “They do very well when they’re dark, they’re confined, they’re concealed; they’ll relax, and so essentially it’s a very nonintrusive process,” Faulkner says.

News tips, loose change and a cup of sugar can be sent here.

No tricks only treats at The Group.

The staff and management at The ONT were made aware of two possible Genius Award Winners. We will let you Morons decide who the Genius Award Winner is.

Genius Award Winner candidate 1

Genius Award Winner candidate 2

Feel good story of the day.

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Ace of Spades HQ office decorator.

ONT OFfice .jpg

Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Warning the ONT was produced with machinery used in conjunction with tree nuts, dairy and wheat. Get emergency medical help if you have any of these signs of an allergic reaction: hives; difficulty breathing; swelling of your face, lips, tongue, or throat.

digg this
posted by Open Blogger at 10:29 PM

| Access Comments

Recent Comments
Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019: " Long action? Norma brass? Posted by: Duncanthra ..."

Pug Mahon: "My bride turned 29 today. I made her strawberry cr ..."

t-dubya-d: "Thanks but no thanks weft-cut. Money not a problem ..."

Some Food Critic: "Few appreciate the subtle qualities of the maple s ..."

Infidel: "who, sheesh. ..."

Infidel: "So, I have no idea what the office does for Christ ..."

RedMindBlueState[/i][/b][/s][/u]: "Posted by: JTB at December 16, 2018 06:42 PM R ..."

Ben Had: "Duncanthrax, do they have a peppery flavor? ..."

Infidel: "You are blessed as well, m. ..."

Duncanthrax: "For an everyday Syrah/Shiraz, Charles Shaw (aka Th ..."

Skip: "405 I do that for craft beer as well, at Blueprint ..."

t-dubya-d: "Whoops. Meant Capt. Krystols Cruises. ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64