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October 31, 2016

The Morning Report 10/31/16 [J.J. Sefton]

"Lies, Lies, Lies You Dirty Jezebel! Why, Why, Why Why Don't You Go To Hell?!!!"

BOO! Happy Halloween, kids. What a wild weekend it has been. Aside from the fraud potential, what happened on Friday is one hell of a powerful argument against early voting. But a Democrat will always disagree, even if you ask them the hypothetical "what if he/she were a Republican?" Anyway, the Clinton/Democrat-RINO theme song is below the fold (Funny, I just realized how many songs, or at least the titles, on "Some Girls" are germane to the Clintons). Ignore the polls, have a better one, and remain blessed.

**FBI Now Has a Warrant for Abedin's E-Mails**
Weiner Probe Lays Bare Internal FBI Feud While Revealing 650,000 New E-Mails
Holder and Ex-DoJ Officials Pen Open Letter to Comey, And . . .
. . . Surprise! Hillary Urged Them to Write It
Water Is Wet Dept.: Harry Reid Is Scum
Trey Gowdy Calls Out Reid As Only He Can (skip to 3:49)
Election Rigging Is Crazy Talk, Except When Hillary Calls For It
Farage Warns Parliament May Sabotage Brexit
Jann Wenner's Apology for Publishing Lies: "We're Victims, Too."
. . . And have a happy and safe Halloween!!!

The Dancing Skeleton!

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Anyway, the Clinton/Democrat-RINO theme song is below the fold (Funny, I just realized how many songs, or at least the titles, on "Some Girls" are germane to the Clintons). Ignore the polls, have a better one, and remain blessed. FBI Now Has a Warrant for Abedin's E-Mails Weiner Probe Lays Bare Internal FBI Feud While Revealing 650,000 New E-Mails Holder and Ex-DoJ Officials Pen Open Letter to Comey, And . . . . . . Surprise! Hillary Urged Them to Write It Water Is Wet Dept.: Harry Reid Is Scum Trey Gowdy Calls Out Reid As Only He Can (skip to 3:49) Election Rigging Is Crazy Talk, Except When Hillary Calls For It Farage Warns Parliament May Sabotage Brexit Jann Wenner's Apology for Publishing Lies: "We're Victims, Too." . . . And have a happy and safe Halloween!!! 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