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October 20, 2016

Weird News ONT: Not Sure What Day This Is

This Will Not Be A Good ONT

But There Will Be Clowns and There Will Be Cake

Howdy.

Clown craze takes another life, best reaction is comment #1.

Tats for Kids! j/k!

I know tattoos are incredibly popular with people of all ages. Waaaaay back before the turn of the century (heh), they were still a pretty reliable indicator for lowlife tendencies. Excepting military tattoos, of course.

Now, however, 1)you really can't judge a book by its cover, and 2)almost everybody really *is* a lowlife these days (at least by prior, outmoded cultural standards). Sad but true.

Anyway, I'm torn between thinking this is charming and thinking this is hideous. Tats are always somewhat disfiguring, in my eyes, no matter how nice the drawing. Just a matter of what my environment was when I was brought up. But some people I really respect have them, so I'm trying to be better.

Here is the first cake of the evening.



The chocolate curls are for snorting crumbs.


BAM. Cake. As promised. Your trust in me is surging.

Okay, that pic is extra appealing right now because like many of you I am low-carbing again to lose a few pounds. Works really well, too, and quickly.

Incidentally, to you Moronettes out there that have been successful in losing a lot of weight: how long did it take for your tits to snap back? Asking for a friend.

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Ah, hotels. A chocolate on your pillow, a tiny bottle of luxury shampoo, mouthwash. With all these complementary amenities, it's easy to understand how someone might have made an honest mistake.

Here's a related article written by a rotten little sumbitch chiseler who punishes hospitality every chance he gets. This is the kind of swine who dumps the whole candy dish in his coat pocket. What a tool.

Here is a 100% gratis, free-of-charge, and also complementary purple vomit cake for Mr. Sphincter O'Toole chiseler, there.



With extra nuts. Or maybe, ground beef. Not sure /don't care.

Back to the clowns. We are witnessing a livelihood being done in by hoaxes and social media. It's kind of sad:

"They aren't clowns. They are clown impersonators," said Wendy Pincus, who has performed in New York City for the last 20 years. "We're here to make people happy. We don't threaten people. We bring joy."

Emphasis me, because despite my sympathy for genuine entertainers affected by these hoaxes, I find the concept of 'clown impersonator' to be kinda funny.

Here is an item from Cam Winston on Ace's earlier Hobbies/Life Changes Thread: Dr. Rhonda Patrick on Joe Rogan's podcast. Superb. Get your Vitamin D! There are several other interviews with her on youtube but I haven't watched them yet so I don't know which is best.

Also, Joe Rogan is beefy and delicious and improving with age. Although he still says dumb things occasionally. Like, why was it so important to get off into the weeds about mormonism during a talk on hormones and vitamins?

Ah, that's okay, Joe. I'm pretty dumb too most of the time.

One more good hobbies info link: 100 sites to get free literature downloads. Legal.


The third and last cake of the evening. This is a kind of apple-buttery-streusel thing, appropriate for the season.


Mmmm. Streusel.

Here's some random interesting linkage from CBD:

Boobs.

The human cell atlas.

Old car nostalgia.

Have a good evening, darling hearts. Please play nice or I will send my monkeys.

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