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October 21, 2016

Protests Cited Most Frequently For Reason People Are Watching Less Football

29% say they're watching less football; 27% of pajama-clad social justice warriors who have never so much as touched a ball in their life claim that they're watching more. Yeah, I doubt that. There are only so many hours of free time in the week, and the ratings say viewership is down, not even.

Of those 29% who say they're watching less football, Kaeperneck's follies are cited as the most important reason by 40%.

Other reasons include lack of opportunity to watch football (really? it's on constantly, dudes), lack of interest (a lot of people are complaining about how many crappy games are on), and competition from the Presidential debates.

Roger Goodell says the league hasn't lost viewers at the same time he's trying to figure out why ratings are down.

Hm, here's a possible reason ratings are down: Because you've lost viewers, Chump.

Skip Bayless, working for a network that broadcasts football games and pays a lot of money to do so, dares to say on air that maybe this might have to do with the Anthem protests.

Though of course he first praises the protests as being super-important and raising consciousness and stuff.



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