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Barack Obama Is the Only Sane Man in the World's Room. Source: Barack Obama. | Main | The Salem Witch Trials and the Social Justice Warrior Hysteria
April 19, 2016

Another Day, Another Cake-Oriented Hate Crime

A gay activist wanted a "Love Wins" cake from Whole Foods. And yet he was shocked -- shocked! -- to find Hate once again intruding into the sweet innocence of baked goods when he got home to find the cake iced with the icy hatethreat:

LOVE WINS, FAG

You can just imagine the viral scandal he turned this into!

If only he had looked through the wide transparent window on the top of the box to see the gigantic word "FAG" right in the very center of the window!

But, alas, he just never once looked down at the cake he had purchased.

Well, here's the thing: Whole Foods says he's lying, Whole Foods says they can prove it, and Whole Foods says they're suing.

But that's crazy -- anti-"hate" activists never manufacture evidence of hate from the black bile in their own hateful hearts.

More: Whole Foods fights back, and Mollie Hemingway explains the five rules of performing a successful Social Justice Warrior hoax.


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