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September 03, 2014

Bronx Man Decapitates Self In Broad Daylight Before Horrified Onlookers

Your first thought -- or maybe your third -- is, I expect: "How?!"

Oh, he found a way:

Authorities say the 51-year-old man, who is from upstate New York, tied a metal chain around his neck and secured it to a pole at about 9:20 a.m in Hunts Point.
He then got into his car and accelerated, causing his head to be torn off.

Authorities suspect the man was depressed due to learning about Obama's foreign policy failures on Social Media. (Not really.)

Well this is horrible and depressing.

It's time to remember some of the good things in life.

posted by Ace at 03:08 PM

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