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June 26, 2014

Your President, The Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces, Has Two Important Things He'd Like to Share With You


I assume he was kidding about that last point. If not, then this is impeachable.

But let's assume he was "kidding" -- actually pandering to the White Aspirational Urban Progressives that make up his base.

All this asshole does is:

1, Fail,

and 2, troll the Twitter #TrendingTopics lists to see what TV shows he should mention in order to pander to his frivolous, TV-crazed base.

In turn, his idiot progressive zealots -- who fancy themselves intellectual -- shower him with love.

Just.

For Watching.

The Same TV shows.

That They Do.

Astonishing.

Our first True Intellectual President.

He's Maureen Dowd with a flouncier jump-shot.



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