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June 24, 2014

Just About the Worst Thing You'll Ever See

Each year Congress gives out "Congressional Gold Medals," I believe to young people who have volunteered a lot of their time doing good works.

You would think that such a nice, nonpartisan Waste of Time could not possibly produce any moments of pure crawling horror, but of course you'd be wrong.*

Because at some point they began singing "We Shall Overcome," and, for some reason, decided to link hands in the most awkwardly gruesome manner possible.

Nancy Pelosi, a grim specter of nightmare fuel and botox, seems to be the only one enjoying herself. But of course she would.

* I say "of course you're wrong," because whenever I claim that I've psychically divined that you're thinking x, it always turns out that you're wrong in thinking what I'm claiming you've thought.

Better Video: From the WFB.


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