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FRIDAY!

28 hours after announcing he would seek the position of House Majority Leader, Rep. Pete Sessions is already bowing out. Rep. Kevin McCarthy (lifetime rating of 90.43 from the ACU) has already announced that he has the votes locked up. There's a rumor going around that Rep. Raul Labrador (lifetime rating of 97.28 from the ACU) will stand for the position, just to give conservatives someone to vote for, but that's unconfirmed for now.

The Minnesota race to unseat Sen. Franken is starting to look like it might be competitive too.

"'Weird stuff, huh?' said Fresno police Sgt. Jaime Rios." Mmmhmm.

Gov. Christie was on the Tonight Show. Apparently, he danced.

Have a nice weekend, ya'll.


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