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September 10, 2013
The End of the Summer of George Open Thread@slate continues its proud tradition of writing very stupid things to get people to say "OMG, So Stupid You Guys, I have to link this." Well, no link. But a Slate writer is upset over Jimmy Kimmel's Twerk-FAIL prank.
I know you were proud when you thought of that -- "geek sublime" -- but you shouldn't have been. When liars spread their hoggish propaganda, they mist the landscape with distrust. I'm sorry, was this some kind of near-English language like Esperanto? Sounds like this kid raided his 8th grade notebooks for his first efforts at Pink Floyd/J.R.R. Tolkein Fusion Poetry. The Geek Sublime indeed.
He then answers his own question, noting that "technically" those were actual attempts at fraud and not pranks always intended to be revealed at some point, but still, he's very wounded over this, this ironic acid that corrodes his sense of wonder. Thanks to @mkhammer and @freddoso. Via @rumfshaker, this pig must be a Moron. It appears that Eric Cantor is not taking the sage advice I offered in the post below. Get close to a comfy chair or a yoga mat: Obama took time out from blowing up US foreign policy to compliment himself. Attempting to prove my "Rule 34 of Cute" postulate, I googled "Cat Balloon" to see if there were any cute videos involving the themes of cats and/or balloons. My research is below the fold. Before getting to that, look at Richard Branson bragging on himself. This is a giant step. Our spaceship is now the highest commercial winged vehicle in history! We also successfully tested its feather system for carefree re-entry too - the first time that’s happened on a rocket powered flight. Very cool beans. Video below. And now, by unpopular demand, some Cat Videos.
Ehhh... not really that good. This one's also not very good but at least I'm just linking you to the end, where it picks up. This one's better. This one's okay. Though I think my Rule 34 of Cute isn't holding up perfectly. While there are indeed Cat Balloon videos, I don't think we can say they're awesomely cute. Just sorta cute. There are no balloons here, and these cats aren't cute per se, but they are showing off their athletic skillz. I don't think I'm going to put up a freestanding post for Obama's 15 Minutes of Nothing. So I guess use this.
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