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September 10, 2013

John Kerry: Why No You Can't Interview Benghazi Survivors, Because Ckuf You, That's Why

Maybe Putin could propose a hypothetical plan for achieving this.

House Oversight Committee Chairman Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) on Monday sent Kerry a formal letter demanding access to the survivors of the Sept. 11, 2012, terrorist attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, Libya.
“I must receive confirmation that the [State] Department will makes these witnesses available to Committee investigators by September 24, 2013,” the letter reads.

“Otherwise, I will have no alternative but to consider the use of compulsory process,” the letter adds.

Serious You Guys this is my real skin...
Why don't you believe me?

Pic via @rdbrewer4.

By the way, Obama's speech tonight will be "unbelievably small," just 15 minutes long.

In other words, his speech will be just muscular enough to screw up all of your DVR recordings, but you'll still catch some of the opening credits.

Obama has decided on a "limited, targeted" speech which will be like his planned war, brief, pointless, and slightly less consequential than America's Got Talent.

posted by Ace at 07:25 PM

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