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Last Minute ONT [Ben]Like President Obama, CDR-M is tasked with protecting America. Unlike President Obama, CDR-M shows up for duty. As a result, you're stuck with me and this last minute ONT. Gun Sales Hinge On Obama Victory As Cabela's prepares the selection of guns it will sell for the holiday season and winter hunting, the outdoor-gear retailer has two plans: one if President Barack Obama is re-elected, and one if he isn't. Variously called Operation Twist, Quantitative Easing 3, and (by Schiff) Operation Screw, the new Fed plan to buy $40 billion worth of high-risk debt at low interest rates each month until morale improves is, Schiff says, the kind of thing that should make Bernanke a figure of fun for all Americans. Judge Throws Out Governor Walker's Union Bargaining Law I'm sure having this on TV during the run up to the election can only help our cause. *I know this was covered, but I typed this up before that happened and I'm too lazy to take it out. Consider it a pre-contexualization(not a word) that you didn't get to see until now. h/t JWF The Japanese government and coast guard said six Chinese surveillance ships entered Japanese waters Friday near disputed islands in the East China Sea, adding to tensions between the Asian giants. h/t John Ekdahl Also perDrewM, we all know what this means. Mitt Romney Leads In Category Of People Who Have A Vested Interest In America's Future Married registered voters prefer Republican challenger Mitt Romney over Democratic President Barack Obama by 54% to 39%, according to Gallup data collected from June to August. On the other hand, nonmarried voters break strongly for the president over Romney, 56% to 35%. Trailer Released For New Lincoln Movie A great comment on the trailer at Filmdrunk, "Jessolido: Montage where he tries on a bunch of different hats before settling on the stovepipe or GTFO." Apropos of Nothing: Two Cool Videos A great recording of Wagner: Siegfried's Funeral March. h/t Rdbrewer.
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