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July 19, 2012

Breathless: New Obama Pitch Says President Would Just LoveLoveLove To Be In Your Family Photo!

For $25. Well, for 25 dollars American you get entered into yet another raffle.

Mark –

Maybe you’re already thinking about which family photo you’ll use in your next holiday card — or maybe your Facebook photo is due for an update.

I’ve got a once-in-a-lifetime solution: President Obama is coming to New York City for an event in a few weeks — and you could get to meet him.

Chip in $25 or whatever you can today and you’ll be automatically entered for a chance to get your family photo taken with the President.

Here’s what will happen: You and up to five of your family members will get to your reserved spot at the event, where a photographer will be waiting. You’ll all meet the President of the United States, and we’ll take the picture to prove it.

So comb your hair, put on a clean shirt, and start practicing your camera-ready smile in the mirror.

"Mark" wasn't the name on this email. It's just a general description of the folks that might answer.


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