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March 30, 2012

The Onion: After Just A Few Days In New York City, Tim Tebow Is Already Addicted To Crack & Gay Sex

"He should be studying the playbook, instead of becoming the hottest power bottom on the Hudson dock."

Thanks to @comradearthur

Post-post update: Olbermann was canned for, once again, not showing up for work.

The source added that Olbermann failed to show up for work without authorization, missing almost half of his working days in the months of January and February. Olbermann asked for a vacation day on March 5, the night before Super Tuesday, according to the source. He was told it would be a breach if he took the vacation, which Olbermann did.

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