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March 10, 2012

Romney Campaign Swag! AOSHQ **EXCLUSIVE!!**

We got this stuff through a friend of the guy down at the place near that bar that time.
Merchandise that was rejected by the top brass in the Romney campaign. But I don't know why. It's good stuff. Might as well put it out there. Besides, it didn't cost nuthin'.

We here at AOSHQ have decided to distribute these discarded tchotchkes to help conservatives cast their vote for Romney.

I have to say, I'm impressed with the quality, but especially the thoughtfulness. These Romney people, they know conservatives. They know you.

These are useful things. Behold.

This would make a fine gift for any Tea Party Patriot in your life. Keeps both your hands free to vote for Willard.

It sure would be nice to no longer smell your own despair-sweats, eh?

This thumbtack is specifically designed to help conservatives deal with their anguish. Just place it inside your shoe or spike it into your thigh before you go pull the lever for Mittens.

It gives you a more pleasant sensation to concentrate on.

Finally, this was a surprising choice. The promo card just has one word on it.


These people, they think of everything.

We got a truckload of this great stuff. Have at it, Morons. Spread it around.

And hey- if you go down to vote and the place is full of people staggering about in obvious agony, it means our side is winning! YAAYYY!

Thanks to Hotspur and cob Andy for the p-shops.

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posted by Laura. at 01:02 PM

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