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January 26, 2012

Madonna Will Be "Bringing Gay to the Super Bowl," One of Her Dancers Says

I was just saying this. You know the problem with homsexuality?

It's underexposed. We need to talk about it some more.

I need to be further familiarized with a subculture celebrated by about 40% of 1% of the population.

MADONNA is “bringing gay to the Super Bowl.” That’s what we overheard one of her dancers say at the premiere party for Her Madgesty’s “W.E.” at Top of the Standard on Monday night. On the red carpet, Madonna told us she’s “extremely nervous” about the big game, but looking forward to singing her new song, Smells Like Pleather.

I made that song title up.

No but I'm glad she'll be there. The Super Bowl has been very stodgy of late, with lots of very old acts appealing primarily to the over-45 set.

Madonna will bring a fresh, youthful breeze of novelty and vitality to the game.

Below, a walk-through of "Her Madgesty's" performance.

Thanks to Monty.

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I need to be further familiarized with a subculture celebrated by about 40% of 1% of the population. MADONNA is “bringing gay to the Super Bowl.” That’s what we overheard one of her dancers say at the premiere party for Her Madgesty’s “W.E.” at Top of the Standard on Monday night. On the red carpet, Madonna told us she’s “extremely nervous” about the big game, but looking forward to singing her new song, Smells Like Pleather. I made that song title up. No but I'm glad she'll be there. The Super Bowl has been very stodgy of late, with lots of very old acts appealing primarily to the over-45 set. Madonna will bring a fresh, youthful breeze of novelty and vitality to the game. Below, a walk-through of "Her Madgesty's" performance. 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