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Overnight Open ThreadHey this week is the first week of the rest of your life - so you've got that going for you. So How Do You Stop A Truck Bomb? Well luckily for us at least one company has been working on this problem for a while and has some good, field-able systems. The Vehicle Arrestor is probably the most powerful since it's able to stop a 15,000lb truck travelling at 50mph - more than sufficient to have stopped the truck used in the 1983 Marine Corps barracks bombing. But the Crash Beam has the advantage of being portable and looking deceptively innocent. Note that unlike pretty much everything the TSA does, these would actually stop a determined terrorist attack. Libya Then, Libya Now Ellen Goodman: "There is more to all this than rage at Muammar Kadafi, the terrorist it is safest to hate. There is also in our reaction a lust for action, for hitting back ... even if this punch kills another baby.... I am sure the president and his men see in this muscular policy the return of the mythical man, the American striding alone to High Noon in every trouble spot. But I keep seeing Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove, gleefully riding the bomb to Doomsday." (The Baltimore Sun, April 22, 1986) Flora Lewis: "America has shown that there are limits to its patience. Now it must show it also means what it says about promoting civilized behavior, accepting international rules in concert with friends, eschewing force and prefering diplomacy even when it stings." (The New York Times, April 17, 1986)Given that our on-going bombings have less justification than the 1986 one, I wonder why they aren't wringing their hands over the current attacks. Okay that was rhetorical - I know why. On Greg Mortenson: Do We Want To Be Fooled? But it was impossible to forget Greg Mortenson’s name. For he was the star of his own story. The whole point of his talk was how much one brave, selfless individual can accomplish in this world even against the most formidable of odds. And that individual was him. The premise of his spiel was that he’s a miracle worker, pacifying belligerent jihadist types by sitting down with them over three cups of tea and listening to their concerns. Yet the egomaniac I saw that day was somebody you couldn’t picture listening to anybody else for more than thirty seconds. I read the part where he finds out that Mother Teresa has died, so he goes to her mission in Calcutta. He’s a total stranger, but a nun lets him in and leads him to a room where she leaves him alone with Mother Teresa’s body. Nobody else is around. I remember thinking: this may be the most far-fetched-sounding anecdote I’ve ever read.This wasn't just a harmless money scam - supposedly the US military brass were heavily influenced by his book and based much of the Afghan COIN strategy on it. Boston Globe Reporter Hid Information on Obama’s Father For 2 Years Sally Jacobs is later identified as a member of the Globe staff and the author of “The Other Barack, The Bold and Reckless Life of President Obama’s Father,’’ to be published in July.No doubt others in the press are sitting on information about Obama until their books are ready or it's safe to release - whichever comes later. UK Police Confiscate Women's Guns For a Pre-Crime Having confronted travellers cutting down trees on her farm, terminally-ill Tracy St Clair Pearce found herself subjected to a terrifying ordeal.Weep for how far Britain has fallen. Hawt Farm Babes From Germany ‘Mudflap Girl’ Was My Mom Dad kept the photo in the cab of his truck, which always bore his wife’s name on the hood. When a new corporate owner forbade Stewart from decorating a company-owned vehicle, Stewart put his wife’s silhouette on his trailer’s mudflaps so his boss couldn’t see her when the truck was backed up to a loading dock. The Other Royal Wedding 14 Unexpectedly Naughty Products Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings Top 10 sockpuppeteers: The group. Yeah. Tonight's post brought to you by 1965: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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