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February 16, 2011

Even Better: Crowd Chanted "Jew! Jew!" As They Raped Lara Logan

There's a line in Catch-22 in which Yossarian tells a fellow cadet he's sure to be found guilty at a court martial, despite the fact that he didn't do anything at all.

They can't convict me, his fellow cadet says. I'm innocent.

It doesn't matter, Yossarian says. They're anti-semites.

But I'm not Jewish, the cadet says.

That, Yossarian says, won't make any difference to them.

When it comes to Muslim psychopathic repressed perverts, we're all Jews, and we should comport ourselves accordingly.

"60 Minutes" correspondent Lara Logan was repeatedly sexually assaulted by thugs yelling, "Jew! Jew!" as she covered the chaotic fall of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak in Cairo's main square Friday, CBS and sources said yesterday.

Of course, the idealistic youths of Egypt have terrific ideas along these lines.

Honestly, honestly, honestly: We need to build nuclear reactors like crazy, now. And the one thing I'm willing to pay more federal money for is fusion power research.

Because the day we discover sustainable net-positive-energy fusion I will call the Day of Mighty Lulz as I laugh at the backward-ass Arab world about to learn a thing or too about having to work for money.


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