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January 03, 2011

Overnight Thread-In The Air Tonight Edition [CDR M]

Well what's up Moron Nation?! It's Monday and well Monday's suck, especially with no NFL football game on but wait, at least there is a bowl game on. I would still have rather seen Stanford in the Rose Bowl but whatev. I dig tradition. Maet is up flying in the wild blue yonder which gave me an idea for a music selection for tonight. One of my fave songs of all time and frankly, one of the iconic scenes of 80's TV shows. Just awesome.

The Foundry over at The Heritage Foundation has the Top Ten Reasons America Won't Miss The 111th Congress. It's all good. And right.

Well I'll be damned. Who knew that this was how Irish dancing came about. As Chandler once said on Friends about Micheal Flatley: His legs flail about as if independent from his body! I guess if you really have to go, you can do this too!

Nice. Another real life product catching up to the movies. New RAF Helmet Allows Pilots To Shoot Down Enemy Jets By Looking At Them.

Well moronettes, I bring you sad news. I know some of you 'ette's are all hot and bothered over Ryan Reynolds. Well, it seems Sandra Bullock is the cockholster that just blocked y'all. Seems she and Ryan were New Year's Eve mates. When you ladies go after Sandra, can you guys livestream it back here to the HQ? Thanks.

WTF? That was my response when I first saw this image and read "Sponge Bob Squarepants: Bikini Bottom Groom and Go. Teaching ages 3 and older to shave their bikini bits? Then I realized, Bikini Bottom is the name of the city that SpongeBob lives in. Still, you think they would've done a little QA before releasing this like this.

Ok, which one of you PA morons is missing your blow up doll? It would seem it was the cause of a car crash. Thankfully, there were no fatalities. The blow up doll was incarcerated though.

The only way this video gets better is if someone had done this to Obama. Then again, the SS would've just shot the shit out of the remote control car. No word yet from the Navy if this is offensive to view. h/t Journolist. (By the way, check out his blog: The Clarion Advisory.)

9 Craziest Sex Headlines of 2010. How did I miss this one?

7. A 21-year-old UK man with learning disabilities is using government welfare to get himself laid. After taking a couple sexual health courses, he’s applying his discretionary funds to fly to Amsterdam to do it with a prostitute and lose his virginity, finally. His social worker completely supports his plan, saying, ““Refusing to offer him this service would be a violation of his human rights…. We can’t place restrictions on a young man who wants to experience the world.” That’s right—go get yours! Also, anyone else think this would make a great premise for a coming-of-age movie?

Today's Pop Quiz is What country does this flag belong to?

Name this fine, classic starlet:

That's all I got tonight. Have a fine Navy day, before that's banned and found offensive too.

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