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November 26, 2010

Overnight Open Thread-Gladiator Edition [CDR M]

Well, my moron friends, this is my last guest ONT host gig. It has been a pleasure and an honor to have served my fellow morons in this capacity. It's harder than you think but fun nonetheless. I want to thank Ace and Maet for giving me this opportunity. That shock collar you made us wear to prevent us from posting naughty things is damn strong though! Hopefully, myself and the other scab-bloggers kept you enthralled and if not, well, I was gonna write something up but figured I'd let my man Russell Crowe address you.

I keed, I keed! On with the ONT!


Online Gaming
Now, those of you who did not participate in the ONT last night missed out on the Moron Penguin Home Run Derby. I present to you the opportunity to hit a penguin with a big spiked club and see who can hit it the furthest. So far, ChemJeff has the longest DOCUMENTED shot of 1157.2 feet.

For more games and such updated daily and free, click Time Wasters

Heh. Here's a list of the Top 10 Video Games you'll never see. I'm sure we could think of few new ideas for this list.

Movie Quotes
Whew! So much was made of the fact that not one movie quote from the movie Tombstone was included in that video of 100 greatest hollywood quotes on the ONT the other night that I had to include this little montage in this ONT.

Now in keeping with the movie theme right now, it's always fun to review some the 100 Greatest movie insults of all time.

Fine Art of the Day
Courtesy of Freakin' News.

Since it is Black Friday, I figured I may as well throw up the greatest Golf Shot of All Time by someone wearing black. You didn't really think I would talk about shopping did you?

Of course, if you want this golf outfit, it would seem that this outfit is still available.

OK, speaking of shopping, here is the latest price on Amazon for StarCraft 2

IMPORTANT FOOD ALERT!!!
Gentlemen, you might want to have another slice of that scrumptious pumpkin pie or at least smell it. It would seem that it increases median penile blood flow by 40%. One caveat. You need lavender mixed in with that pumpkin scent. Here's the full report.

Here's Nine Ways to Use Leftover Turkey.

The Mother of all Thanksgiving Concoctions!

How many of you made this Thanksgiving Meal? The TurBaconEpic is it's name. It's a 20lb pig stuffed with a 8lb turkey, a 6lb duck, a 4lb chicken, a cornish hen, a quail, bacon croissant stuffing (WTH?), and 10 lbs of bacon wrapped around all the layers. Hmmm, hmmm. 79,046 calories and 6,892 grams of food coma inducing fat.

Tales of the ER
I don't think I could ever be an ER doc/nurse. Check out some of the things they have to deal with. Some excerpts:

REPORTS WIFE HAS JUST SHAVED&HAD INTERCOURSE CUTTING PENIS 4-5D AGO >>ABRS/CONTS

PT TRIED TO BREAK UP FIGHT BETWEEN 2 GERBILS IN A CAGE , AND WAS BIT TO HAND

Much more at Tales of the ER


Adorable Pet Video of the Day

Random Shiite

Now some us tend to live out of our cars when we are on those extended hobo hunts, here's a handy link on how to DIY detail your car and get rid of the mess from those hunts and whatever else happens in your car.

I had no idea that Micheal Jackson was into midgets, Smirnoff and cocaine (I think that's what's on that one midget's ankle.

This is how Bomber is getting his Christmas Tree home.

Heh, TSA Pin-Up Calendar.

This is the greatest Super Bowl Fancast evah.


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