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November 22, 2010

Overnight Open Thread-Stunt Blogger Edition [CDR M]

Greeting and salutations Moron Nation! CDR M, reporting for duty. With AceCorp on vacation, the call went out for morons to man their battlestations and pitch in to operate the blog and I other morons answered the call. I didn't do this out of the kindness of my heart but under the promise that Ace was going to give me a Unicorn that can poop out Skittles. Somehow, I sense this will be a regift as I'm sure Ace will just send me the one the President has promised to send him which means, I'll never get compensated for my time. But I digress. On with the shenanigans! Oh, and be gentle, it's my first time (well kinda, if you don't count the NFL threads!).

Political Cartoon of the Day

Truthers Rejoice
It would seem we have our first documented case of a building falling over like a lego block building would. The tin foil hat crowd goes wild saying see, that's what should have happened to the WTC buildings. As with Global Warming or Climate Change or whatever they are calling it now crowd, they don't care about how or if it happened, just that it did or they say it did. Facts or science be damned.

Building falls over-Made in China

Community Service-Paris Hilton Edition!
Who knew that you should paint in high heels. I wonder if she'll file a workmans comp claim as she was injured during her community service and required a bandaid.

Must Have Golf Club
If you ever end up in the rough, this seems like the must have golf club.

Comical Music Short
This little ditty is for all you Dad's out there.

Meal of the Day
Not for the faint of heart, seriously. I present to you, the 5,826 calorie, 747 gram corn dog. It contains 3 XL hotdogs wrapped in cheese, 18 slices of bacon wrapped in ground beef, lathered in corn meal, deep fried and served in bacon-flavored mayo. At least it's got bacon right?

Monday Night Football Topic
Reebok's uniform contract with the NFL runs out in 2012 and these images are purported to be possible ideas being pushed by Nike. What do you think? I wonder what they'll do with the cheerleader outfits then.

Link to see all 32 teams

Name That Celebrity
This picture was taken soon after he joined the Navy. Should be a pretty easy one.

Star Wars meets Hello Kitty
Certain anonymous ONT posters say Oh My! while others curse WTF. Thankfully, there is no Jar-Jar Kitty (yet I'm sure).

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