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November 22, 2010

Uh-Oh: George Will's Toupee Glue is Seeping Into His Brain Again [Dan Cleary]

Hate when that happens!

Apologies in advance for posting seven minutes of mind-numbing Sunday talk show cacophony. There's really no excuse for this.

The relevant nonsense kicks in around the 3:30 mark if you'd rather skip ahead.

You see, Sarah Palin has been very naughty. She didn't complete the homework assignment George Will gave her two years ago. All she had to do was go back to Alaska to "study" (study what? Shaved-ice menus? Her golf swing? Brackets?), finish out her term as Governor, and avoid "distinctly non-presidential venues" like the Dancing With the Stars studio.

Can she at least throw her hat in the ring first, George? I'm sure at that point she'll have plenty of appearances scheduled for more serious Presidential venues like The View, The Daily Show, or the radio show Ryan Seacrest is rumored to have.

Via Breitbart. Cross-posted.


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