National Review: Gutfeld Should Totally Name His Gay Bar "Outfidels!" like Jack M. suggested; Also, Peeps Pretty Pissed Pertaining to Ground Zero Mosque Placement

I think that's the take-away from the article I just received a tip about via
Just Karl's twitter feed (@justkarl).

But I have kind of a love-hate relationship with literacy, so I'm going to let y'all decide for yourselves.

According to the new survey out Wednesday, nearly 70 percent of all Americans oppose the controversial plan to build the mosque just blocks away from the solemn site in lower Manhattan while just 29 percent favor the construction.

Yeah, that's kinda an important point, I guess. But here's what the lede in Stephen Spruiell's article should have been.

No word on how many support “Outfidels!” over “Suspicious Packages” as a name for Greg Gutfeld’s new Muslim-themed gay bar to be opened next door to the mosque. I prefer the former. (emphasis added)

By way of background, "Outfidels!" (and the exclamation point is key...it's kinda like the "jazz hands" of punctuation) was my humble twitter suggestion for the name of Greg Gutfeld's Islamic Themed Gay Bar. Should Greg Gutfeld choose it, it will be the crowning acheivement of my life, surpassing even the day Suzanne Sena went on Red Eye to describe our relationship in intimate detail.

Stephen Spruiell's writings reveal that he not only gets the importance of providing Gutfeld's bar with the perfect name, but that he is also a man of discernment and insight whose opinion should be carried more frequently on radio, television, print media, new media, books, newsletters, text messages, carrier pigeons, and each and every other form of communication known to man.

Sure, he could use a little more help with the structure and paragraph placement of his entries, but, you know, there is potential there. Y'all might want to keep an eye on him, is what I'm saying.

posted by Jack M. at 06:04 PM

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