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May 24, 2010
Finally: Dino Rossi Announces He Will Run Against Patty "Dum-Dum" Murray For WA Senate
He also announced that, yes, the rumors are true, he shtupped Patty Murray up the squeakhole at a Kiwanis mixer.
But he won't say anything more about that.
He's only saying that much because the press has been hounding him about stories he was spreading about the affair.
And also, they were cutting off pieces of his face with switch-blades.
(Usually called switchblades, but yeah, I should talk about improperly using hyphens, eh?)