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April 17, 2010

Jack M. and Suzanne Sena: If the World's Rockin', Don't Come Knockin'

On behalf of Suzanne and myself, I apologize to the Iranians.

TEHRAN: A senior Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported on Saturday.
"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Tehran Friday prayer.

If I've asked Suzanne once, I've asked her a hundred times. Stop tainting my chastity, you inappropriately dressed hussy!

I have to give these Islamic-geoscientists credit though. At least they didn't accuse me and Suzanne of putting Guam at risk of capsizing.

On advice of our attorneys, however, I am not to comment on the current situation in Iceland.

posted by Jack M. at 11:34 PM

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"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Tehran Friday prayer. If I've asked Suzanne once, I've asked her a hundred times. Stop tainting my chastity, you inappropriately dressed hussy! I have to give these Islamic-geoscientists credit though. At least they didn't accuse me and Suzanne of putting Guam at risk of capsizing. 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