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December 17, 2009

Al Gore: Let Me Put My Poem In You

Thanks to Guy Fawkes for putting me some information.

Oh: That headline is of course the name of Chazz Michael Michaels' book of poetry, as mentioned in Blades of Glory.

More: Waterhouse:

I'd like to thank Al for opening up a whole new field of poetry, namely incoherent bullet points cribbed off a boring Powerpoint slide.

Implemented barcode check for SMT
98.6% throughput
Fallout pareto on next slide


Maybe his pen name can be Gaia Angelou.


I liked Khan's version of this poem better:

I shall leave you
As you left me
For all eternity
On a dead planet!

Buried alive...

Dramatic reading by Moe Lane, with annoying poet-flute:


"Balls on Ice" by Al Gore

Dipping time comes each night

Tipper shaves with incisors white

Arctic glacier fills the bowl

Harvard marks the waiting towel

Down they go left and right

Webcam notes the dousing sight

Yes! I bark and wail

Gleaming jewels fill the pail

As I roar with head thrown back

Joules of joy fill my sack

Thanks for all the fish.

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posted by Ace at 09:10 PM

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