Thanks to Guy Fawkes for putting me some information.
Oh: That headline is of course the name of Chazz Michael Michaels' book of poetry, as mentioned in Blades of Glory.
More: Waterhouse:
I'd like to thank Al for opening up a whole new field of poetry, namely incoherent bullet points cribbed off a boring Powerpoint slide. Implemented barcode check for SMT 98.6% throughput Fallout pareto on next slide
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Blazer--
Maybe his pen name can be Gaia Angelou.
somegoodman--
I liked Khan's version of this poem better: I shall leave you As you left me Marooned For all eternity On a dead planet! Buried alive...
I shall leave you As you left me Marooned For all eternity On a dead planet!
Buried alive...
Dramatic reading by Moe Lane, with annoying poet-flute:
More:
"Balls on Ice" by Al Gore Dipping time comes each night Tipper shaves with incisors white Arctic glacier fills the bowl Harvard marks the waiting towel Down they go left and right Webcam notes the dousing sight Yes! I bark and wail Gleaming jewels fill the pail As I roar with head thrown back Joules of joy fill my sack Thanks for all the fish.
Dipping time comes each night
Tipper shaves with incisors white
Arctic glacier fills the bowl
Harvard marks the waiting towel
Down they go left and right
Webcam notes the dousing sight
Yes! I bark and wail
Gleaming jewels fill the pail
As I roar with head thrown back
Joules of joy fill my sack
Thanks for all the fish.