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December 17, 2009

Overnight Open Thread - Replacement Edition (Mætenloch)

[Okay I managed to erase the original ONT while attempting to remove some spam. I blame myself, the late hour, and all the cough syrup I drank but mostly myself. So here's a replacement ONT to make up for it.]

Evening M&Ms. Christmas approaches so here's a little something to get you in the proper spirit.

“Fairytale Of New York” by The Pogues with Kirsty MacColl
You scumbags and you maggots and well you know the rest. Interestingly in 2007 the BBC started censoring the song due to its use of the words 'faggot' and 'slut'. After complaints they relented and played the original version.

How to Crack a Master Combination Lock
Or you can just build a beer can shim. Please use your new found moronic powers for good.

Nice Older Lady Takes Train

Top Toys of the 80'S
Okay some of these do predate the 80's. But I guess toy history started in 1980.


Inevitable: The Tiger Woods Porn Movie (SFW)

Japan Island For Sale
Monster adjacent. No word if there is an extinct volcano suitable for an underground lair. More details here.


Seven actresses you might not know are Australian


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