And now a pretend message from Kanye West

So I'm reading all the posts about Roman "If there is grass on the field, play ball" Polanski's legal travails today, and I'm struck by two thoughts. Which is one more than normal for me, and two more than Honest Cloud and Palin Steele normally have. Put together.

My two thoughts are:

1) How long until Polanski plays the Manson card and blames his screwy pre-occupation with 13 year girls on the murder of his pregnant wife, Sharon Tate, and their unborn child? You know that Oprah would totally run with this, and I bet some Hollywood jurors (and maybe even noted Washington Post writers like Anne Applebaum) would buy it.

2) What would Kanye West think about this situation? Honestly, isn't this something you always wonder about? If not it's obvious that you, like George Bush, hate black people.

Well, I don't know the answer to the first question. But I have a pretty good idea about what Kanye would say if anyone bothered to ask him. Kanye's possible answer after the jump.

I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish, Roman, but R. Kelly has the greatest underage sex prosecution of all time. Of. All. Time!

I really didn't have a reason for posting this gag. I just wanted to push the picture of the fat chicks farther down the page. Unlike Ace, at least when I prank y'all I have the decency to put the "image you wish you could unsee" beneath the jump.

By the way: you're welcome.

(edited to reflect the fact that Anne Applebaum works for the Post and not the New York Times. Thanks for puttin' me some knowledge in the comments.)

posted by Jack M. at 04:52 PM

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