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September 17, 2009

Local Fox Anchor Has Strange Recommendation for Seasoning Poultry

I will say "don't watch this at work" and leave it at that. There may be some surprise still left and I don't want to blow it.

The anchorette's face is funny.

Here's the story, though you just watched the whole story.

Is he drunk or is he trying to get fired? He didn't mumble that, it didn't slip out, and he didn't accidentally get caught saying it as they went to commercial. He just said it in a normal speaking voice on hot television.

Granted, it is sorta funny, but I don't know for the Ten O'Clock News.

There's only one thing I know for sure: Ernie Anastos is racist.

Maybe this isn't fair, but I heard him say "Keep f*cking that chicken, boy."

Anyone else hear that?

Another Vid: We seem to be having a vicious cockfight over what he said. Some are saying he said plucking.

The video is worse here but the audio is better.

Not plucking.

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posted by Ace at 10:59 PM

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