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September 17, 2009
Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)
Good evening all morons and moronettes. Tonight's ONT has no theme - just open threadiness - so enjoy.
Item #1: Dana Carvey's SNL Audition Tape
Dana shows off his impressions while auditioning for Saturday Night Live back in 1986. And it was good enough to get him the gig and keep him on the show until he left in 1993.
Item #2: Make Your Own Chain Mail
Apparently it's quite easy to make your own chain mail armor using pop tabs. And they're always good to have around for the occasional lively hobo not to mention for the zombie apocalypse. So start collecting those cans.
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Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace.
Finally on YouTube [ace]: Maetenloch reminded me of the all-time most hilarious thing I've ever seen Dana Carvey do.
I've looked for this on YouTube before, and it wasn't there. It's finally up.
Strong Content Warning for Impressions of Celebrities Having Gay Sex With Each Other.
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Hunter Biden Refuses to Testify Behind Closed Doors; Representative Comer Tells Him He Will Either Observe the Subpoena or Face the Consequences
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