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January 20, 2009
Video Flashback: How Bush's 2001 Inauguration Was Treated By the Left
Eggs pelting the presidential limo, he had to cancel the walk to the White House.
So for those who aren't happy with my snarking on Michelle "Gilded Sasquatch" Obama -- have some perspective.
I'm not saying she looks enormous, forbidding, and medieval. I'm just saying Mrs. Witch-King of Angmar almost wore the same thing.
I don't know who wrote this, but it's funny:
She doesn't need a purse. She needs endtables.
Yeah, I'm not saying she looks like some enormous piece of ungainly furniture, but whenever I'm in the same room with her, I simply must know how she looks opposite the divan.
She first wore that dress in her only Hollywood acting job, when she played The Vault in Kelley's Heroes.
Bookend: You just saw how the left greeted Bush. Here's how they said goodbye:
So, I know there are a lot of readers (not just trolls) who think we, collectively, should be above this, but most conservatives are in fact bending over backwards with politeness. I'm not in the fucking mood. And besides, there is room for at least some nasty carping.
No matter what I say, it's not equal to pelting Bush's limo with eggs and forcing him to cancel the walk he (and his supporters) deserved due to threats of rioting.
More: Others are weighing in. I just got this email.
I think she looked quite fetching. Let me be the first to say, "I would definitely hit that."
That's from Big Brown, winner of the 2008 Kentucky Derby. (Joke suggested by Crusty.)
She's wearing more gold foil than the Apollo Moon Lander.
She looked like a chick Aslan from Narnia used to date, before she got heavy.
She looks like Snuffalupagus' cousin, Muffalupagus, auditioning for a part in The Wiz.
She looks like the Solid Gold Dancers. No, I mean all of them.
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