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January 20, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (genghis)

(Just so you people don’t take off-topic dumps in Drew’s literary thread below…If you don’t read books, or even sentences, which is most of you, here’s your thread)

I am Pretend Gunnery Sergeant Ghenghis, your Senior Thread Instructor. From now on you will only comment when spoken to (or whenever you feel like it), and the first and last words out of your filthy comments will be “Sir!” Do you maggots understand that!?

If you ladies survive my thread, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for blog war (or at least a flame thread)! But until that day, you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on Earth! You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized pieces of amphibian shit!

Now comment like you gotta’ pair!


”Pull my finger numbnuts!”


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