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October 18, 2008

Saturday Night Poetry Slam [Nice Deb]

I found this touching ode to Obama in the comment section of this Pajama's Media post about the Obama supporter who assaulted the McCain volunteer.

We don't get a lot of culture here at AoSHQ, so I thought I'd share it with you:


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John McCain and Sara palin are a racists and a terrorists.

Obama is kind.
Obama is gentle.
Obama is intelligent.
Obama is a leader of men.
Obama is honest.
Obama is a family man.
Obama is the future.
Obama will win by the greatest land slide of all time.
The days of racism and hate are numbered.

He is the ONE.
Racism will END in 2009.
Hate will END in 2009.
Terrorism will END in 2009.
Goverment crime will END in 2009.
Wall street crime will END in 2009.
Poorness will END in 2009.
Oil company crime will END in 2009.
Gas station price crime will END in 2009.

A vote for John McCain is a wasted effort. Tell you're friends and neighbors to do not bother wasting their time.

The future is set and the future IS Obama.

***

Yowza.

Now, even if we were trying to parody an Obama cultist, that would be a tough one to beat. So I'm not going to ask you to.

But if you would like to express your thoughts on the election into prose, you go right ahead. Choose whatever form you please, but no loose shit on the haikus.

Cross-posted at Nice Deb

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