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December 10, 2007

In Defense of Mike Huckabee

You know, Gov. Huckabee has been taking a lot of heat from the folks on this blog.

Some of you say he's a big taxing, welfare state loving, liberal. Others say he is an overly intrusive, nanny-state, illegal immigrant loving liberal. Still more say he is a overly moralizing, soft on crime, big spending, slick talking liberal. Finally, the rest of you morons seem to think he is a John Edwardsian, two America's, protectionist, populist, criminal coddling, liberal.

Below the fold I offer the best defense I can to all these charges. After spending the last week closely examining Mike Huckabee's record, I think I am the best positioned of all of the bloggers here to comment on these allegations.

I know I'll catch heat from some of you, who think I'm being too easy on the guy. That's OK. Politics is a contact sport.

So here, for your consideration, are the arguments in favor of a Mike Huckabee presidency.

State of the Union Addresses would probably have some funny jokes in them.
He plays bass guitar better than Bill Clinton plays saxophone.
He lost a lot of weight once so he probably won't fill his administration with fat chicks, which means Dana Perino might be held over!

That's all I got.

Compelling record of achievement isn't it?

Just try to match that with your McCain and your Romney; your Thompson and your Giuliani. You can't and you know it!

Huckabee 2008: Because Bloomberg Chickened Out!

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posted by Jack M. at 02:46 AM

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