Overheard in NY: "You can't compare Jerry Garcia to Hitler" (krakatoa)

Is this old? Probably. But new to me, and a good way to pass the time while I wait on a flight.

Probably not safe for work, although no bad graphics that I'm seeing. Just some questionable content.

The titular example:

Kid 1: "You can't do that. You can't compare Jerry Garcia to Hitler."
Kid 2: "Why not?"
Kid 1: "Well, Jerry Garcia didn't have millions of people killed, for
one."
Kid 2: "You don't know that."

More below the fold.

Italian guy about cars with undercarriage lights: Look at these
shitheads with the fucking shit on their fucks!

Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY
ROCK! You can't defeat that!

Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in biotch."
Smarter teen : Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant
all your life?

Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would
become the King of England.

posted by xgenghisx at 07:49 PM

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