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October 04, 2007

New Study Confirms Social Difference Between The Genders

Another candidate receives her MFO degree (Master of the Fuckin' Obvious).

Women don't like to be outnumbered in a room full of strange men.

Women find this situation stressful.

They also reported "a lower sense of belonging and less desire to participate in the conference," the study showed.

And they paid more attention to their surroundings when they watched the video in which women were in minority.

"This kind of attention allocation (to surroundings) would interfere with performance and might help explain the performance gap between men and women in these fields," the study said.

Men, meanwhile, showed no significant physiological or attention changes when watching either film.

In fact, they liked being in a setting dominated by women.

No shit Sally? Men don't mind being in a sea of women with not another man in sight? WOW.

This is what a woman thinks when she realizes she's the sweet morsel in the center of a classroom full of men: "Oh my God. Everybody's looking at me, I just know it. I think I'll go to the bathroom and not come back."

What I imagine a man thinks when he realizes he's a fox in a henhouse: "I am now in the exact center of a squirming, undulating pigpile of G-strings and tits on the 50-yard line in front of a roaring crowd while the two fat chicks are on the sidelines offering refreshments and grilling bratwurst. I hope the hottie at the front of the class turns around again so I can get a better mental picture and really flesh out the details of this thing."

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